Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Facial Etiquette?

Question:
I was hooking up with this girl and I would always cum on her face (facial). I did it to this new girl and she was horrified. What gives?

Answer:
Rule #1 don't ever, ever, ever assume that just because one partner liked something another will like it as well. When it comes to cum there are usually three ways that people will react to splooge.

No way No how
Some people want nothing to do with jizz. It needs to stay far far away from any part of their body. If your partner is giving you oral sex and doesn't want ejaculate in their mouth then they probably don't want it anywhere else either. Some people find it very degrading and do not like it at all. If this is the case then respect their wishes.

Yeah okay but...
Others prefer it on their chest, stomach, back, butt. This is the below the neck option.

Bring it on
There are some that enjoy it and find it very erotic. So if this is your cup of tea or more appropriately your cup of cum then go for it and enjoy.

I honestly believe that people like the facial because that's what they do in porns and it makes you feel like a porn star. If it's something that you really like then go for it. Most importantly why not just ask? A simple "where would you like it?" can clear up a whole bunch of trouble and misunderstanding. Just a tip... try and keep it away from the eyes.

If you need some more info please refer to 1982's Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners.

1 comment:

  1. I totally enjoyed reading your post! Everyone could really learn from this! Anyway keep on posting... I'll read your updtes! Thanks!

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