Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Unintentionally Sexually Explicit

This picture was sent in by an unsuspecting baseball fan. Mid game they were feeling a little hungry but little did they know what type of soft pretzel they were going to get. Seems more like a hard pretzel than a soft pretzel to me.... ENJOY!

Please keep the pictures, commercials, ads and any other type of unintentional porn that you find coming. Send them to boomboomblog@gmail.com

Thursday, July 8, 2010

It's Trichy, Trichy, Trichy

The Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) of the Month is........Trichomoniasis

What is it?
Even Run DMC knows... It's Trichy, Trichy, Trichy. Trichomoniasis (Trich) is an STI that affects both men and women, but it is seen more in women. Trich is a caused by parasite and the most common site for women in the vagina and the urethra (pee hole) for men.

How do you get it?
Trich is transmitted through sexual contact, either by penis to vagina or vulva to vulva contact. Just in case anyone forgot the vulva is the woman's external genitals.

How do I know if I have it?
Most men don't have any signs or symptoms but some complain of a mild burning or irritation after peeing or ejaculating. For women it is a little more obvious. Some women will have a foamy, yellow-green discharge with a strong odor. Others complain of pain while urinating or genital irritation and itching. To be properly diagnosed with Trich you must see a healthcare provider.

This can be fixed with a pill right?
Yes it can, Trich can be treated with prescription drugs prescribed by a healthcare provider. The best way to avoid getting Trich is to always have protected sex and/or sex with a monogamous partner will decrease your risks.


Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Facial Etiquette?

I was hooking up with this girl and I would always cum on her face (facial). I did it to this new girl and she was horrified. What gives?

Rule #1 don't ever, ever, ever assume that just because one partner liked something another will like it as well. When it comes to cum there are usually three ways that people will react to splooge.

No way No how
Some people want nothing to do with jizz. It needs to stay far far away from any part of their body. If your partner is giving you oral sex and doesn't want ejaculate in their mouth then they probably don't want it anywhere else either. Some people find it very degrading and do not like it at all. If this is the case then respect their wishes.

Yeah okay but...
Others prefer it on their chest, stomach, back, butt. This is the below the neck option.

Bring it on
There are some that enjoy it and find it very erotic. So if this is your cup of tea or more appropriately your cup of cum then go for it and enjoy.

I honestly believe that people like the facial because that's what they do in porns and it makes you feel like a porn star. If it's something that you really like then go for it. Most importantly why not just ask? A simple "where would you like it?" can clear up a whole bunch of trouble and misunderstanding. Just a tip... try and keep it away from the eyes.

If you need some more info please refer to 1982's Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners.