Unintentionally Sexually Explicit

This picture was sent in by a breakfast lover. Nothing says lazy Sunday like eggs and a heaping pile of sizzling, aromatic ...PENIS?!

Unintentional Sexually Explicit Video of the Month

Introducing the Shake Weight. You can have perfectly sculpted arms in just six minutes a day! They are marketing this item for $19.95 - $29.95. I'm pretty sure I have a way that you can do the same motion for FREE! A friend of mine said that he has been doing this exercise since he was ten! Mutually masturbate your way to better arms. This is the fastest, easiest, most effective way to battle those jiggly bits... so ladies and gentlemen get to it! Have fun and ENJOY!

For the ladies....


Gentlemen you have not been left out don't worry....