Monday, March 22, 2010

I like sex and candy

Question:
I like food and I like sex.. can I have both at once?

Answer:
Ahh yes the age old question, How many pleasurable things can I do at once? You can incorporate food into the bedroom and it can be fun but don't get carried away. There are some rules that you should consider while making your coital culinary choices.

Feeling hot hot hot
As a rule... if your mouth burns when you eat it, your nether regions are sure to feel the same. Proceed with caution when using any foods that have cinnamon, menthol, mint, pepper, hot sauces etc.. A little tingle is nice but sometimes the concentration of these spicy foods can be way more than you want.

Size does matter
Remember when using any types of foods that you don't want to loose anything in a vagina or an anus. Take into consideration shape, size and texture when choosing foods. Try rubbing the foods on the inside of your wrist and see how it feels. Think cucumber instead of pineapple.

Just say no!
Any type of product that has sugar or oil in it is a no no for the down low. Oil breaks down latex and can deteriorate a condom and is really hard to wash off the skin. Sugary products thrive in warm, moist areas and encourages growth of yeast and bacteria. If you want to use syrup, chocolate, honey or oils use them above the belt!

Make sure that you and your partner wash up after using any types of foods to prevent infections. If you are inserting anything into the vagina or anus you may want to cover it with condom. As always, be creative and have fun. The kitchen may become your new favorite place to be!


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